PoppiesAndAppleTrees

I decided to take photos of my pussy to get some more pageviews and make the front page real soon.

I hope you don't mind.

_{(Maybe I'll even show my boobs, if needed)}

Hello there! Just a stupid journal cause I noticed I still had the old (depressing) one on my profile page and that's definitely not awesome.
So I decided to post something, and as I'm a proud Norman idiot, I translated some parts of the 'SuperNormans Charter' from SuperNorman's fanclub on Facebook. Yes. He's our equivalent for Superman... mm!


How to recognize a SuperNorman?

- A SuperNorman has Viking ancestors.
- A SuperNorman never hesitates to correct and punish the ones that speak ill of his beloved region. He often gets involved in fights with Bretons or jealous people.
- When a SuperNorman leaves his Normandy, he always meets another SuperNorman, even at the end of the Earth.
- A SuperNorman cannot fly, but some say they've already seen him staggering.
- A SuperNorman is a 'fashion-victim': stripped sweater, yellow oilskin, bonnet and trendy rubber boots... and of course an umbrella.
- A SuperNorman is always proud to show his golden leopards (from the Norman flag). He often wears it as a cape during festivals.
- A SuperNorman always has a small flask under the hand, with his own magic potion: Calva (Norman alcohol). He never hesitates to share it with thirsty people.
- A SuperNorman can climb on sea rocks... without using his hands!
- SuperNorman doesn't really like SuperBreton since he's always trying to steal the Mont-Saint-Michel.
- A SuperNorman is fond of good food and can cook awesome meals with a lot of delicious crème fraîche. <3
- A SuperNorman's convictions often encourage him to resist.
- A SuperNorman doesn't have a lot of powers, but he has a lot of other qualities: courage, fighting spirit, joie de vivre... but he's also cheeky, stubborn, and has a very personal sense of humour.
- A SuperNorman can open a bottle without using an opener.
- All the SuperNormans are brothers and sisters.
- A SuperNorman always watches Normandie TV.
- A SuperNorman is damn stubborn. As stubborn as the French are stupid.
- A SuperNorman only eats Pont-l'Évêque, Camembert and Livarot (Norman cheeses).
- A SuperNorman doesn't give a damn about clichés.
- A SuperNorman is a Supermann! (yes, with two 'n'!)
- A SuperNorman is a good product from Normandy, Certified Quality.
- A SuperNorman often says 'heulà!', and never answers clearly, only telling uncommittal replies (especially when he wants to bother you).
- A SuperNorman is always Strong and Proud.
- A SuperNorman enjoys walking along the 1944 landings beaches.
- A SuperNorman has a big heart... he's just too shy to show it.


... and I was too lazy to continue. I guess none of you read it to the end anyway. XD

Ah! And there's something else I wanna add...
Some of you asked me what I wanted them to draw for me as a gift for Christmas. I have to admit that really touched me and that I feel utterly happy about it. However, I don't think I'll be able to offer something back to you... for that I wanna apologize. So don't feel forced to offer me something, see? Just asking was enough for my happiness already. And I don't want you to be disappointed cause the stupid!me couldn't give anything back for Christmas. ^.^

I send kisses to all of you now and wish you all the best. Heulà!
Take care~~